Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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| Quote:We should enact an 'e' tax. Government agents would roam the country looking for stores whose names contained any word that ended in an unnecessary 'e,' such as 'shoppe' or 'olde,' and the owners of these stores would be taxed at a flat rate of $50,000 per year per 'e.' We should also consider an additional $50,000 'ye' tax, so that the owner of a store called 'Ye Olde Shoppe' would have to fork over $150,000 a year. In extreme cases, such as 'Ye Olde Barne Shoppe,' the owner would simply be taken outside and shot.[Dave Barry] Quote:Men often oppose a thing merely because they have had no agency in planning it, or because it may have been planned by those whom they dislike.[Alexander Hamilton] Quote:Chess is as elaborate a waste of human intelligence as you can find outside an advertising agency. [Raymond Chandler] Quote:Chess is the most elaborate waste of human intelligence outside of an advertising agency. [Raymond Chandler] Quote:I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. [Groucho Marx] Quote:I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract. [Groucho Marx] Definitions of: agenDefinition: See Again. |
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