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Quote:My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.[Winston Churchill]

Quote:When a man is getting worse, he understands his own badness less and less. A moderately bad man knows he is not very good: a thoroughly bad man thinks he is all right.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:You find out more about God from the Moral Law than from the univerise in general just as you find out more about a man by listening to his conversation than by looking at a house he has built.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Who can endure a doctrine which would allow only dentists to say whether our teeth were aching, only cobblers to say whether our shoes hurt us, and only governments to tell us whether we were being well governed?[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:It is in their 'good' characters that novelists make, unawares, the most shocking self-revelations.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:I know not what course others make take, but as for me: give me Liberty, or give me death.[Patrick Henry]

Quote:Violence as a way of achieving racial justice is both impractical and immoral. It is impractical because it is a descending spiral ending in destruction for all. It is immoral because it seeks to humiliate the opponent rather than win his understanding; it seeks to annihilate rather than to convert. Violence is immoral because it thrives on hatred rather than love.[Martin Luther King Jr.]

Quote:Before the Pilgrims landed at Plymouth, we were here. Before the pen of Jefferson etched across the pages of history the majestic words of the Declaration of Independence, we were here. If the inexpressible cruelties of slavery could not stop us, the opposition we now face will surely fail.[Martin Luther King Jr.]

Quote:I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.[Frank Lloyd Wright]

Quote:Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.[Oscar Wilde]

Quote:Duty is what one expects from others.[Oscar Wilde]

Quote:In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.[Paul Dirac]

Quote:The covers of this book are too far apart.[Ambrose Bierce]

Quote:Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.[James Matthew Barrie]

Quote:All the people throughout my life who were naysayers pissed me off. But they've all given me a fervor; an angry ambition that cannot be stopped - and I look forward to finding a therapist and working on that.[Tobey Maguire]

Quote:Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it.[Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.[Morgan Freeman]

Quote:If you cannot inspire a woman with love of you, fill her above the brim with love of herself; all that runs over will be yours.[Charles Caleb Colton]

Quote:A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.[Germaine Greer]

Quote:Today I begin to understand what love must be, if it exists. When we are parted, we each feel the lack of the other half of ourselves. We are incomplete like a book in two volumes of which the first has been lost. That is what I imagine love to be: incompleteness in absence.[Edmond and Jules de Goncourt]

Quote:Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.[Homer Simpson]

Quote:If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.[Lyall Watson]

Quote:My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.[Benjamin Disraeli]

Quote:Find out how much God has given you and from it take what you need; the remainder is needed by others.[Saint Augustine]

Quote:The customs and fashions of men change like leaves on the bough, some of which go and others come.[Dante Alighieri]

Quote:A person who doubts himself is like a man who would enlist in the ranks of his enemies and bear arms against himself. He makes his failure certain by himself being the first person to be convinced of it.[Ambrose Bierce]

Quote:More than kisses, letters mingle souls.[John Donne]

Quote:Have no fear of robbers or murderers. They are external dangers, petty dangers. We should fear ourselves. Prejudices are the real robbers; vices the real murders. The great dangers are within us. Why worry about what threatens our heads or purses? Let us think instead of what threatens our souls.[Victor Hugo]

Quote:Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the attitude of the body, the soul is on its knees.[Victor Hugo]

Quote:Civil war? What does that mean? Is there any foreign war? Isn't every war fought between men, between brothers?[Victor Hugo]

Quote:There are fathers who do not love their children; there is no grandfather who does not adore his grandson.[Victor Hugo]

Quote:Victory belongs to the most persevering.[Napoleon Bonaparte]

Quote:Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets.[Napoleon Bonaparte]

Quote:History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.[Napoleon Bonaparte]

Quote:We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature -- trees, flowers, grass -- grows in silence; see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence. We need silence to be able to touch souls.[Mother Teresa]

Quote:Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together.[Jesse Jackson]

Quote:Don't say it was 'delightful'; make us say 'delightful' when we've read the description. You see, all those words (horrifying, wonderful, hideous, exquisite) are only like saying to your readers 'Please, will you do the job for me?'[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Eros will have naked bodies; Friendship naked personalities.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Even in literature and art, no man who bothers about originality will ever be original: whereas if you simply try to tell the truth (without caring twopence how often it has been told before) you will, nine times out of ten, become original without ever having noticed it.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn. My God do you learn.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning: just as, if there were no light in the universe and therefore no creatures with eyes, we should never know it was dark. Dark would be without meaning.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Miracles are a retelling in small letters of the very same story which is written across the whole world in letters too large for some of us to see.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:The very idea of freedom presupposes some objective moral law which overarches rulers and ruled alike. Subjectivism about values is eternally incompatible with democracy. We and our rulers are of one kind only so long as we are subject to one law. But if there is no Law of Nature, the ethos of any society is the creation of its rulers, educators and conditioners; and every creator stands above and outside his own creation.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:What seem our worst prayers may really be, in God's eyes, our best. Those, I mean, which are least supported by devotional feeling. For these may come from a deeper level than feeling. God sometimes seems to speak to us most intimately when He catches us, as it were, off our guard.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:I would rather try to persuade a man to go along, because once I have persuaded him he will stick. If I scare him, he will stay just as long as he is scared, and then he is gone.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:Don't join the book burners. Do not think you are going to conceal thoughts by concealing evidence that they ever existed.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionable integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:When I see a play and understand it the first time, then I know it can't be much good.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:An election is coming. Universal peace is declared and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Business today consists in persuading crowds.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Genuine poetry can communicate before it is understood.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Our high respect for a well read person is praise enough for literature.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Playwriting gets into your blood and you can't stop it. At least, not until the producers or the public tell you to.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion; it is not the expression of personality, but an escape from personality. But, of course, only those who have personality and emotions know what it means to want to escape from these things.[T.S. Eliot]

Quote:If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect.[Benjamin Franklin]

Quote:Philosophy is written in this grand book - I mean the Universe - which stands continually open to our gaze, but it cannot be understood unless one first learns to comprehend the language and interpret the characters in which it is written. It is written in the language of mathematics, and its characters are triangles, circles and other geometrical figures, without which it is humanly impossible to understand a single word of it.[Galileo Galilei]

Quote:If the universe is so bad...how on earth did human beings ever come to attribute it to the activity of a wise and good Creator?[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:If we will not learn to eat the only food that the universe grows...then we must starve eternally.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little differently, but it's a station wagon! And you do not drive it across rivers! You drive it across the Wal-Mart parking lot![Dave Barry]

Quote:Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?[Dave Barry]

Quote:I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news personalities make sad faces for sad stories and happy faces for happy stories.[Dave Barry]

Quote:It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am not good at grasping modern art.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Males have a lot of trouble not looking at breasts. What is worse, males cannot look at breasts and think at the same time. In fact, scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts is to make males stupid. This was proved in a famous 1978 laboratory experiment wherein a team of leading male psychological researchers at Yale deliberately looked at photographs of breasts every day for two years, at the end of which they concluded that they had failed to take any notes.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead.[Dave Barry]

Quote:The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.[Dave Barry]

Quote:God whispers to us in our pleasures, speaks in our conscience, but shouts in our pains: it is His megaphone to rouse a deaf world.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:'You come of the Lord Adam and the Lady Eve,' said Aslan. 'And that is both honour enough to erect the head of the poorest beggar, and shame enough to bow the shoulders of the greatest emperor in earth.'[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:If you are really a product of a materialistic universe, how is it that you don't feel at home there?[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings![Henry Ward Beecher]

Quote:An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.[Irv Kupcinet]

Quote:A University of Chicago professor said the greatest day in the world was when a water puppy crawled out on land and decided to stay. The water puppy, he said, went on to become a man. If he proves that, I am willing to give up Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, and to celebrate Water Puppy Day.[William Jennings Bryan]

Quote:Atheism turns out to be too simple. If the whole universe has no meaning, we should never have found out that it has no meaning...[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Advice to young writers who want to get ahead without annoying delays: don?t write about Man, write about 'a' man.[E.B. White]

Quote:Someone doing it often interrupts the person saying it cannot be done.[Author Unknown]

Quote:You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room.[Theodor Seuss Geisel]

Quote:My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.[Christopher Morley]

Quote:Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs.[Christopher Morley]

Quote:In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.[Christopher Morley]

Quote:A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.[Robert Frost]

Quote:A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.[Robert Frost]

Quote:I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn.[Robert Frost]

Quote:It doesn't matter how many people I've killed. What matters is how I get along with the people who are still alive.[Bruce Willis]

Quote:Other than heaven, the only place where one's heart is completely safe from the dangers of love is hell.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:In a controversy the instant we feel anger we have already ceased striving for the truth, and have begun striving for ourselves.[Siddhartha Buddha]

Quote:If God had wanted us to spend our time fretting about the problems of home ownership, He would never have invented beer.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Drug testing is very big in football. This is because football players are Role Models for young people. All you young people out there want to grow up and have enormous necks and get knee operations as often as haircuts. That's why the people in charge of football don't want you to associate it with drugs. They want you to associate it with alcohol.[Dave Barry]

Quote:I realise that I'm making gender-based generalizations here, but my feeling is that if God did not want us to make gender-based generalizations, She would not have given us genders.[Dave Barry]

Quote:There are many silly superstitions about lightning, and as a result many people - maybe even you - are terrified of it. You shouldn't worry. Thanks to modern science we now know that lightning is nothing more than huge chunks of electricity that can come out of the sky, anytime, anywhere, and kill you.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Over the next hundred years or so football saw a great many major innovations and refinements that are too boring to even think about. Along the way professional football came into being so that the largest and most violent college players would have a way to earn money other than simply demanding it from innocent civilians.[Dave Barry]

Quote:When you get right down to it, the Safety Lecture is a silly idea. I mean, if the passengers really thought the plane was going to crash, they wouldn't get on it in the first place, let alone learn how to get an adequate oxygen supply on the way down.[Dave Barry]

Quote:I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up.[Dave Barry]

Quote:On the Japanese news, if the announcers had happy faces and perky voices, I knew that meant good news, such as that Japanese scientists had discovered a way to make VCR's even more difficult for Americans to program; whereas if the announcers had serious voices and frowny faces, it meant bad news, such as the worsening eel shortage.[Dave Barry]

Quote:We should enact an 'e' tax. Government agents would roam the country looking for stores whose names contained any word that ended in an unnecessary 'e,' such as 'shoppe' or 'olde,' and the owners of these stores would be taxed at a flat rate of $50,000 per year per 'e.' We should also consider an additional $50,000 'ye' tax, so that the owner of a store called 'Ye Olde Shoppe' would have to fork over $150,000 a year. In extreme cases, such as 'Ye Olde Barne Shoppe,' the owner would simply be taken outside and shot.[Dave Barry]

Quote:I don't know what the new Ford will be called. Probably something like the 'Ford Untamed Wilderness Adventure.' In the TV commercials, it will be shown splashing through rivers, charging up rocky mountainsides, swinging on vines, diving off cliffs, racing through the surf, and fighting giant sharks hundreds of feet beneath the ocean surface -- all the daredevil things that cars do in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, where nobody ever drives on an actual world. In fact, the interstate highways in Sport Utility Vehicle Commercial World, having been abandoned by humans, are teeming with deer, squirrels, birds, and other wildlife species that have fled from the forests to avoid being run over by nature-seekers in multi-ton vehicles barreling through the underbrush at 50 miles per hour.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Cooking was invented in prehistoric times, when a primitive tribe had a lucky accident. The tribe had killed an animal and was going to eat it raw, when a tribe member named Woog tripped and dropped it into the fire. At first the other tribe members were angry at Woog, but then, as the aroma of burning meat filled the air, they had an idea. So they ate Woog raw.[Dave Barry]

Quote:I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car's registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter.[Dave Barry]

Quote:In some versions of my original contest column I had proposed, in a lighthearted manner, that we reduce the deficit by 'selling unnecessary states such as Oklahoma to the Japanese.' This caused a number of Oklahomans to send in letters containing many correctly spelled words and making the central lighthearted point that I am a jerk. They also sent me official literature stating that Oklahoma has enormous quantities of culture in the form of ballet, Oral Roberts, etc., and that the Official State Reptile -- I am not making this up -- is something called the 'Mountain Boomer.' So I apologize to Oklahoma, and as a token of my sincerity I'm willing to sell my state, Florida, to the Japanese, assuming nobody objects to the fact that Japan would suddenly become the most heavily armed nation on Earth.[Dave Barry]

Quote:We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them.[Charles Caleb Colton]

Quote:Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.[Fran Lebowitz]

Quote:Some people seem as if they can never have been children, and others seem as if they could never be anything else.[George Dennison Prentice]

Quote:It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare.[Edmund Burke]

Quote:No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.[Edmund Burke]

Quote:Even if there is only one possible unified theory, it is just a set of rules and equations. What is it that breathes fire into the equations and makes a universe for them to describe?[Stephen Hawking]

Quote:My goal is simple. It is a complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.[Stephen Hawking]

Quote:The usual approach of science of constructing a mathematical model cannot answer the questions of why there should be a universe for the model to describe. Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?[Stephen Hawking]

Quote:We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special.[Stephen Hawking]

Quote:God does not play dice with the universe.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy.[Aristotle]

Quote:Courage is the first of human qualities because it is the quality which guarantees the others.[Aristotle]

Quote:Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.[Aristotle]

Quote:I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law.[Aristotle]

Quote:If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.[Aristotle]

Quote:Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.[Aristotle]

Quote:Strange that the vanity which accompanies beauty -- excusable, perhaps, when there is such great beauty, or at any rate understandable -- should persist after the beauty was gone.[Aristotle]

Quote:Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.[George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:The odds of not meeting in this life are so great that every meeting is like a miracle. It's a wonder that we don't make love to every single person we meet.[Yoko Ono]

Quote:If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude.[Colin Powell]

Quote:Leadership is solving problems. The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help or concluded you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.[Colin Powell]

Quote:Many interviewers when they come to talk to me, think they're being progressive by not mentioning in their stories any longer that I'm black. I tell them, 'Don't stop now. If I shot somebody you'd mention it.'[Colin Powell]

Quote:Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.[Dorothy Parker]

Quote:A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.[Mark Twain]

Quote:India has 2,000,000 gods, and worships them all. In religion, other countries are paupers; India is the only millionaire.[Mark Twain]

Quote:Time takes it all, whether you want it to or not. Time takes it all, time bears it away, and in the end there is only darkness. Sometimes we find others in that darkness, and sometimes we lose them there again.[Stephen King]

Quote:Unless you believe, you will not understand.[Saint Augustine]

Quote:Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering.[Saint Augustine]

Quote:The biggest bore is the person who is bored by everyone and everything.[Frank Tyger]

Quote:To laugh with others is one of life's great pleasures. To be laughed at by others is one of life's great hurts.[Frank Tyger]

Quote:Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference.[Aristotle]

Quote:We ascribe beauty to that which is simple; which has no superfluous parts; which exactly answers its end; which stands related to all things; which is the mean of many extremes.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:Strange that the vanity which accompanies beauty -- excusable, perhaps, when there is such great beauty, or at any rate understandable -- should persist after the beauty was gone.[Mary Arnim]

Quote:An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.[Aldous Huxley]

Quote:Chastity...the most unnatural of all the sexual perversions.[Aldous Huxley]

Quote:If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.[Olin Miller]

Quote:You do not lead by hitting people over the head ? that's assault, not leadership.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:Great leaders are almost always great simplifiers, who can cut through argument, debate, and doubt to offer a solution everybody can understand.[Colin Powell]

Quote:Virtues are acquired through endeavor, Which rests wholly upon yourself. So, to praise others for their virtues can but encourage one's own efforts.[Thomas Paine]

Quote:Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.[Theodore Roosevelt]

Quote:Our country offers the most wonderful example of democratic government on a giant scale that the world has ever seen; and the peoples of the world are watching to see whether we succeed or fail.[Theodore Roosevelt]

Quote:If an American is to amount to anything he must rely upon himself, and not upon the State; he must take pride in his own work, instead of sitting idle to envy the luck of others. He must face life with resolute courage, win victory if he can, and accept defeat if he must, without seeking to place on his fellow man a responsibility which is not theirs.[Theodore Roosevelt]

Quote:To love means to commit oneself without guarantee, to give oneself completely in the hope that our love will produce love in the loved person.[Erich Fromm]

Quote:Be courteous to all, but intimate with few, and let those few be well tried before you give them your confidence. True friendship is a plant of slow growth, and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation.[George Washington]

Quote:As Mankind becomes more liberal, they will be more apt to allow that all those who conduct themselves as worthy members of the community are equally entitled to the protections of civil government. I hope ever to see America among the foremost nations of justice and liberality.[George Washington]

Quote:My observation is that whenever one person is found adequate to the discharge of a duty. Iit is worse executed by two persons, and scarcely done at all if three or more are employed therein.[George Washington]

Quote:God does not give heed to the ambitiousness of our prayers, because he is always ready to give to us his light, not a visible light but an intellectual and spiritual one; but we are not always ready to receive it when we turn aside and down to other things out of a desire for temporal things.[Saint Augustine]

Quote:They (Christians) would throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.[Mike Tyson]

Quote:It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.[Yogi Berra]

Quote:Decadence is a difficult word to use since it has become little more than a term of abuse applied by critics to anything they do not yet understand or which seems to differ from their moral concepts.[Ernest Hemingway]

Quote:Writing, at its best, is a lonely life. Organizations for writers palliate the writer's loneliness, but I doubt if they improve his writing. He grows in public stature as he sheds his loneliness and often his work deteriorates. For he does his work alone and if he is a good enough writer he must face eternity, or the lack of it, each day.[Ernest Hemingway]

Quote:Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?[George Carlin]

Quote:We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration.[Thomas Edison]

Quote:Happiness is the full use of your powers along lines of excellence.[John F. Kennedy]

Quote:Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other.[John F. Kennedy]

Quote:Some regard private enterprise as if it were a predatory tiger to be shot. Others look upon it as a cow that they can milk. Only a handful see it for what it really is--the strong horse that pulls the whole cart.[Winston Churchill]

Quote:The most ridiculous concept ever perpetrated by Homo Sapiens is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of the Universes, wants the sacharrine adoration of his creations, that he can be persuaded by their prayers, and becomes petulant if he does not recieve this flattery. Yet this ridiculous notion, without one real shred of evidence to bolster it, has gone on to found one of the oldest, largest and least productive industries in history.[Robert Heinlein]

Quote:I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding because I think, well, if they attack one personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.[Margaret Thatcher]

Quote:Deep versed in books and shallow in himself.[Henry Kissinger]

Quote:University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.[Henry Kissinger]

Quote:I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.[Confucius]

Quote:Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse. One comfort we have: Cincinnati sounds worse.[Oliver Wendell Holmes]

Quote:Life's most persistent and urgent question is, 'What are you doing for others?'[Martin Luther King Jr.]

Quote:Remember that there is nothing stable in human affairs; therefore avoid undue elation in prosperity, or undue depression in adversity.[Socrates]

Quote:True wisdom comes to each of us when we realize how little we understand about life, ourselves, and the world around us.[Socrates]

Quote:Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers.[Socrates]

Quote:Men are what their mothers made them.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:My goal is to someday be the person my dog thinks I am.[Author Unknown]

Quote:God enters by a private door into every individual.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:There is a paradox in pride: it makes some men ridiculous, but prevents others from becoming so.[Charles Caleb Colton]

Quote:In the very books in which philosophers bid us scorn fame, they inscribe their names.[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Quote:He who does not understand your silence will probably not understand your words.[Elbert Hubbard]

Quote:Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power.[Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.[Woody Allen]

Quote:The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but newspapers.[Thomas Jefferson]

Quote:What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies with in us.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see them misunderstood.[Henry Mencken]

Quote:If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?[Steven Wright]

Quote:Over the years, the United States has sent many of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return.[Colin Powell]

Quote:Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves.[Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:Woman are meant to be loved, not to be understood.[Oscar Wilde]

Quote:There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers.[Seth Green]

Quote:Humility is no substitute for a good personality.[Fran Lebowitz]

Quote:Film lovers are sick people.[Francois Truffaut]

Quote:It is largely because the free-thinkers, as a school, have hardly made up their minds whether they want to be more optimist or more pessimist than Christianity that their small but sincere movement has failed. For the duel is deadly; and any agnostic who wishes to be anything more than a Nihilist must sympathize with one version of nature or the other.[GK Chesterton]

Quote:I've occasionally heard that I was kicked out of Harvard for being a Communist, for dealing drugs, for corrupting minors, or for diverse other infractions of local decorum. Unfortunately, none of these rumors are true. The one I've heard more often is that I am dead. That one I encouraged, hoping it would cut down on the junk mail. It didn't.[Tom Lehrer]

Quote:True pacifism is not unrealistic submission to an evil power...it is rather a courageous confrontation with evil by the power of love, in the faith that it is better to be the recipient of violence than the inflicter of it, since the latter only multiplies the existence of violence and bitterness in the universe, while the former may develop a sense of shame in the opponent, and thereby bring about a transformation and change of heart.[Martin Luther King Jr.]

Quote:We all wish to be judged by our peers, by the men 'after our own heart.' Only they really know our mind and only they judge it by standards we fully acknowledge. Theirs is the praise we really covet and the blame we really dread. The little pockets of early Chrstians survived because they cared exclusively for the love of 'the bretheren' and stopped their ears to the opinion of the Pagan society around them. But a circle of criminals, cranks, or perverts survives in just the same way; by becoming deaf to the opinion of the outer world, by discounting it as the chatter of outsiders who 'don't understand,' of the 'conventional,' the 'bourgeois,' the 'Establishment,' of prigs, prudes, and humbugs.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:In science, 'fact' can only mean 'confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent.' I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.[GK Chesterton]

Quote:God offers to every mind its choice between truth and repose. Take which you please - you can never have both.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:Philosophers, for the most part, are constitutionally timid, and dislike the unexpected. Few of them would be genuinely happy as pirates or burglars. Accordingly they invent systems which make the future calculable, at least in its main outlines.[Bertrand Russell]

Quote:There are very few monsters who warrant the fear we have of them.[Andr Gide]

Quote:Of course the people dont want war...that is understood. But voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.[Hermann Goering]

Quote:There are three types of baseball players: those who make things happen, those who watch it happen, and those who wonder what happens.[Tommy Lasorda]

Quote:I don't like to share my personal life...it wouldn't be personal if I shared it.[George Clooney]

Quote:Music takes us out of the actual and whispers to us dim secrets that startle our wonder as to who we are, and for what, whence, and whereto.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:Our best thoughts come from others.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers.[Oscar Wilde]

Quote:Children always understand. They have open minds. They have built-in shit detectors.[Madonna Ciccone]

Quote:Without losers, where would the winners be?[Casey Stengel]

Quote:The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.[Winston Churchill]

Quote:When I despair, I remember that all through history the way of truth and love has always won. There have been tyrants and murderers and for a time they seem invincible but in the end, they always fall - think of it, <b[Mahatma Gandhi]

Quote:Wise men are instructed by reason; men of less understanding, by experience; the most ignorant, by necessity; the beasts, by nature.[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Quote:The path to greatness is along with others.[Baltasar Gracian]

Quote:One deceit needs many others, and so the whole house is built in the air and must soon come to the ground.[Baltasar Gracian]

Quote:Life is but a brief moment. The years go by quickly and old age arrives suddenly before we have an inkling. People desire so many things and waste their days in vain. Some yearn for gold, others for power, yet others for glory and a higher station. But when death's moment nears and they look back at their lives they've lived, they realise they've been happy only during those moments when they've loved.[Borje Vahamaki]

Quote:Our attitude towards others determines their attitude towards us.[Earl Nightingale]

Quote:Speaking the Truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.[George Orwell]

Quote:My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people.[Orson Welles]

Quote:Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.[Francois Marie Arouet (Voltaire)]

Quote:Anyone who says that they can contemplate quantum mechanics without becoming dizzy has not understood the concept in the least.[Niels Bohr]

Quote:The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:Sex and creativity are often seen by dictators as subversive activities.[Erica Jong]

Quote:In any fairly large and talkative community such as a university there is always the danger that those who think alike should gravitate together where they will henceforth encounter opposition only in the emasculated form of rumour that the outsiders say thus and thus. The absent are easily refuted, complacent dogmatism thrives, and differences of opinion are embittered by the group hostility. Each group hears not the best, but the worst, that the other group can say.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:There are painters who transform the sun to a yellow spot, but there are others who with the help of their art and their intelligence, transform a yellow spot into the sun.[Pablo Picasso]

Quote:The definition of success--To laugh much; to win respect of intelligent persons and the affections of children; to earn the approbation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to give one's self; to leave the world a little better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition.; to have played and laughed with enthusiasm, and sung with exultation; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived--this is to have succeeded.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:I must admit that I personally measure success in terms of the contributions an individual makes to her or his fellow human beings.[Margaret Mead]

Quote:Perseverance is a great element of success. If you only knock long enough and loud enough at the gate, you are sure to wake up somebody.[Henry Wadsworth Longfellow]

Quote:There are men in all ages who mean to govern well, but they mean to govern. They promise to be good masters, but they mean to be masters.[Daniel Webster]

Quote:Good intentions will always be pleaded for every assumption of authority. It is hardly too strong to say that the Constitution was made to guard the people against the dangers of good intentions.[Daniel Webster]

Quote:Let us not forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. When tillage begins, other arts will follow. The farmers, therefore, are the founders of civilization.[Daniel Webster]

Quote:A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought.[Peter Wimsey]

Quote:Experience has taught me that there is one chief reason why some people succeed and others fail. The difference is not one of knowing, but of doing. The successful man is not so superior in ability as in action. So far as success can be reduced to a formula, it consists of this: doing what you know you should do.[Roger Babson]

Quote:All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future could be, ideal in every respect, and then they work every day toward their distant vision, that goal or purpose.[Brian Tracy]

Quote:I deplore the need or the use of troops anywhere to get American citizens to obey the orders of constituted courts.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:You don't lead by hitting people over the head. That's assault, not leadership.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:The eyes of the world are upon you. The hopes and prayers of liberty-loving people everywhere march with you.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:Without computers, the government would be unable to function at the level of effectiveness and efficiency that we have come to expect. This is because the primary function of the government is -- and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitution -- 'to spew out paper.'[Dave Barry]

Quote:There has been only one Christmas - the rest are anniversaries.[W.J. Cameron]

Quote:Nearly all marriages, even happy ones, are mistakes: in the sense that almost certainly (in a more perfect world, or even with a little more care in this very imperfect one) both partners might be found more suitable mates. But the real soulmate is the one you are actually married to.[J.R.R. Tolkien]

Quote:Genius thinks it can do whatever it sees others doing, but is sure to repent of every ill-judged outlay.[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

Quote:Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.[Johann Wolfgang von Goethe]

Quote:Man was made for action, and to promote by the exertion of his faculties such changes in the external circumstances both of himself and others, as may seem most favourable to the happiness of all.[Adam Smith]

Quote:How selfish soever man may be supposed, there are evidently some principles in his nature, which interest him in the fortune of others, and render their happiness necessary to him, though he derives nothing from it, except the pleasure of seeing it.[Adam Smith]

Quote:The difference between the most dissimilar characters, between a philosopher and a common street porter, for example, seems to arise not so much from nature, as from habit, custom, and education.[Adam Smith]

Quote:A gardener who cultivates his own garden with his own hands, united in his own person the three different characters, of landlord, farmer, and labourer. His produce, therefore, should pay him the rent of the first, the profit of the second, and the wages of the third.[Adam Smith]

Quote:If, as I can't help suspecting, the dead also feel the pains of separation (and this may be one of their purgatorial sufferings), then for both lovers, and for all pairs of lovers without exception, bereavement is a universal and integral part of our experience of love.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.[Douglas Adams]

Quote:I do not want the peace that passeth understanding, I want the understanding that brings peace.[Helen Keller]

Quote:Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.[Groucho Marx]

Quote:I know of no safe depository of the ultimate powers of the society but the people themselves; and if we think them not enlightened enough to exercise their control with wholesome discretion, the remedy is not to take it from them, but to inform their discretion by education. This is the true corrective of abuses of constitutional power.[Thomas Jefferson]

Quote:But could not our situation be compared to one of a menacing epidemic? People are unable to view this situation in its true light, for their eyes are blinded by passion. General fear and anxiety create hatred and aggressiveness. The adaptation to warlike aims and activities has corrupted the mentality of man; as a result, intelligent, objective and humane thinking has hardly any effect and is even suspected and persecuted as unpatriotic.[Albert Einstein]

Quote:I maintain that, if everyone knew what others said about him, there would not be four friends in the world.[Blaise Pascal]

Quote:Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.[Ogden Nash]

Quote:Being religious means asking passionately the question of the meaning of our existence and being willing to receive answers, even if the answers hurt.[Paul Tillich]

Quote:Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.[Amy Bloom]

Quote:A friend is able to see you as the wonderful person God created you to be.[Ann D. Parrish]

Quote:The best index to a person's character is (a) how he treats people who can't do him any good, and (b) how he treats people who can't fight back.[Abigail Van Buren]

Quote:A strict master will not have understanding sons.[Nachman of Bratslav]

Quote:Before reciting his prayers, a man should give to charity.[Nachman of Bratslav]

Quote:Just as your hand, held before the eye, can hide the tallest mountain, so this small earthly life keeps us from seeing the vast radiance that fills the core of the universe.[Nachman of Bratslav]

Quote:Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.[Vince Lombardi]

Quote:It is not fair to ask of others what you are not willing to do yourself.[Eleanor Roosevelt]

Quote:Wedding: a ceremony at which two persons undertake to become one, one undertakes to become nothing, and nothing undertakes to become supportable.[Ambrose Bierce]

Quote:It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.[Winston Churchill]

Quote:What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.[Mark Twain]

Quote:The degree of one's emotions varies inversely with one's knowledge of the facts: the less you know the hotter you get.[Bertrand Russell]

Quote:Talk to me about the truth of religion and I'll listen gladly. Talk to me about the duty of religion and I'll listen submissively. But don't come talking to me about the consolations of religion or I shall suspect that you don't understand.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:It is hard to have patience with people who say 'There is no death' or 'Death doesn't matter.'' There is death. And whatever is matters. And whatever happens has consequences, and it and they are irrevocable and irreversible. You might as well say that birth doesn't matter.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:I believe in person to person. Every person is Christ for me, and since there is only one Jesus, that person is the one person in the world at that moment.[Mother Teresa]

Quote:In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop; eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home.[Dave Barry]

Quote:Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.[Amy Bloom]

Quote:If one is only to talk from first-hand experience, conversation would be a very poor business.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Men rise from one ambition to another. First they seek to secure themselves from attack, and then they attack others.[Nicolo Machiavelli]

Quote:Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:I care not what others think of what I do, but I care very much about what I think of what I do. That is character![Theodore Roosevelt]

Quote:Of course I don't believe in it. But I understand that it brings you luck whether you believe in it or not.[Niels Bohr]

Quote:A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.[Fred Allen]

Quote:In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.[Douglas Adams]

Quote:Man [has] always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much-the wheel, New York, wars and so on-while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man-for precisely the same reason.[Douglas Adams]

Quote:What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity. These are but trifles, to be sure; but scattered along life's pathway, the good they do is inconceivable.[Joseph Addison]

Quote:One of the great attractions of patriotism -- it fulfills our worst wishes. In the person of our nation we are able, vicariously, to bully and cheat. Bully and cheat, what's more, with a feeling that we are profoundly virtuous.[Aldous Huxley]

Quote:How come the dove gets to be the peace symbol? How about the pillow? It has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have that dangerous beak.[Jack Handey]

Quote:Love is not affectionate feeling, but a steady wish for the loved person's ultimate good as far as it can be obtained.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Heaven offers nothing that a mercenary soul can desire.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:The writer?s job is not to judge, but to seek to understand.[Ernest Hemingway]

Quote:Courage is the first of the virtues, because it makes all others possible.[Aristotle]

Quote:A hero is no braver than an ordinary person, but he is braver five minutes longer.[Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:When real music comes to me - the music of the speres, the music that surpasseth understanding - that has nothing to do with me, cause I'm just the channel. The only joy for me is for it to be given to me, and to transcribe it like a medium...those moments are what I live for.[John Lennon]

Quote:A man does what he must, in spite of personal consequences, in spite of obstacles and dangers and pressures, and that is the basis of all human morality.[John F. Kennedy]

Quote:I think it's insulting to people who have a heritage of slavery to compare the homosexual experience in America to that. It's an unfortunate, cheap attempt to piggyback on something and to co-opt life experiences of others, claim that you've experienced them yourselves so that you can advance a cause.[Rush Limbaugh]

Quote:The great principle which this house ought to guard and cherish is that, when the tax collector comes to the private citizen and takes from him of his wealth for the services of the public, the whole of that money taken shall go for the purposes for which it is intended, and that no private interests, however powerfully they may be organized and however eloquently advocated, shall thrust their dirty fingers into the pie and take the profits for themselves.[Winston Churchill]

Quote:If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers.[Alphonse Karr]

Quote:I have gathered a posie of other men?s flowers, and nothing but the thread that binds them is mine own.[John Bartlett]

Quote:A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.[Bertrand Russell]

Quote:If the solar system was brought about by an accidental collision, then the appearance of organic life on this planet was also an accident, and the whole evolution of Man was an accident too. If so, then all our present thoughts are mere accidents - the accidental by-product of the movement of atoms. And this holds for the thoughts of the materialists and astronomers as well as for anyone else's. But if their thoughts - i.e., of Materialism and Astronomy - are merely accidental by-products, why should we believe them to be true?I see no reason for believing that one accident should be able to give me a correct account of all the other accidents.It's like expecting that the accidental shape taken by the splash when you upset a milk-jug should give you a correct account of how the jug was made and why it was upset.[C.S. Lewis]

Quote:Keep your fears to yourself, but share your inspiration with others.[Robert Louis Stevenson]

Quote:Learning carries within itself certain dangers because out of necessity one has to learn from one's enemies.[Leon Trotsky]

Quote:The last thing one discovers in composing a work is what to put first.[Blaise Pascal]

Quote:Proverbs are always platitudes until you have personally experienced the truth of them.[Aldous Huxley]

Quote:The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books.[Oliver Wendell Holmes]

Quote:The thing we all have to understand to put these last two years in focus, is that liberals in this country care more about whether European leaders like us than they do about whether terrorists are killing us.[Rush Limbaugh]

Quote:Hitting is 50% above the shoulders.[Ted Williams]

Quote:I am a thing that thinks, that is to say, a thing that doubts, affrims, denies, understands a few things, is ignorant of many things, wills, refrains from willing, and also imagines and senses.[Rene Descartes]

Quote:The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.Workers of all countries...unite![Frederick Engels]

Quote:Consider how hard it is to change yourself and you'll understand what little chance you have in trying to change others.[Jacob Braude]

Quote:All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.[Henny Youngman]

Quote:In the counsels of Government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the Military Industrial Complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists, and will persist. We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes.[Dwight Eisenhower]

Quote:You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation.[Plato]

Quote:The partisan, when he is engaged in a dispute, cares nothing about the rights of the question, but is anxious only to convince his hearers of his own assertions.[Plato]

Quote:You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change and even reverse many of your present opinions. Refrain therefore awhile from setting yourself up as a judge of the highest matters.[Plato]

Quote:A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.[Ring Lardner]

Quote:If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.[Malcolm Forbes]

Quote:We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.[Robert Wilensky]

Quote:People who have given us their complete confidence believe that they have a right to ours. The inference is false, a gift confers no rights.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:On the mountains of truth you can never climb in vain: either you will reach a point higher up today, or you will be training your powers so that you will be able to climb higher tomorrow.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:Whis is it, is man one of God's blunders or is God one of man's?[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:"Every man has his price." This is not true. But for every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. To win over certain people to something, it is only necessary to give it a gloss of love of humanity, nobility, gentleness, self-sacrifice - and there is nothing you cannot get them to swallow. To their souls, these are the icing, the tidbit; other kinds of souls have others.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:At the bottom every man knows well enough that he is a unique human being, only once on this earth; and by no extraordinary chance will such a marvelously picturesque piece of diversity in unity as he is, ever be put together a second time.[Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:In these matters the only certainty is that nothing is certain. [Pliny the Elder]

Quote:A sense of humor is part of the art of leadership, of getting along with people, of getting things done. [Dwight D. Eisenhower]

Quote:We cannot control the evil tongues of others; but a good life enables us to disregard them. [Cato the Elder]

Quote:Search others for their virtues, thyself for thy vices. [Benjamin Franklin]

Quote:Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us. [Bill Watterson]

Quote:To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in one's judgement of others. [Henry Wadsworth Longfellow]

Quote:My definition of an expert in any field is a person who knows enough about what's really going to be scared. [Peter Ustinov]

Quote:The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence. [Amos Bronson Alcott]

Quote:This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle, <br>This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars, <br>This other Eden, demi-paradise, <br>This fortress built by Nature for herself <br>Against infection and the hand of war, <br>This happy breed of men, this little world, <br>This precious stone set in the silver sea, <br>Which serves it in the office of a wall <br>Or as a moat defensive to a house, <br>Against the envy of less happier lands,-- <br>This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England. [William Shakespeare]

Quote:It is not only fine feathers that make fine birds. [Aesop]

Quote:It is with our passions, as it is with fire and water, they are good servants but bad masters. [Aesop]

Quote:No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear. [Edmund Burke]

Quote:Death is more universal than life; everyone dies but not everyone lives. [Aeschylus]

Quote:Count Hermann Keyserling once said truly that the greatest American superstition was belief in facts. [John Henry Cardinal Newman]

Quote:Einstein said God doesn't play dice with the universe, but I don't know--maybe not as a whole, but I think he gets a pretty big kick out of messing in peoples' back yards. [Dennis Koenig and Jordan Budde]

Quote:To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est Via Ad Rem Ipsam) [Anonymous]

Quote:The covers of this book are too far apart. [Ambrose Bierce]

Quote:Bore, n.: A person who talks when you wish him to listen. [Ambrose Bierce]

Quote:The moment we begin to fear the opinions of others and hesitate to tell the truth that is in us, and from motives of policy are silent when we should speak, the divine floods of light and life no longer flow into our souls. [Elizabeth Cady Stanton]

Quote:Has not peace honours and glories of her own unattended by the dangers of war? [Jawaharlal Nehru]

Quote:If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant: if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. [Anne Morrow Lindbergh]

Quote:Forming characters! Whose? Our own or others? Both. And in that momentous fact lies the peril and responsibility of our existence. [Georg Christoph Lichtenberg]

Quote:One person can have a profound effect on another. And two people...well, two people can work miracles. They can change a whole town. They can change the world. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Death is the enemy. I spent 10 years of my life singlemindedly studying, practicing, fighting hand to hand in close quarters to defeat the enemy, to send him back bloodied and humble and I am not going to roll over and surrender. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Marriage is the union of disparate elements. Male and female. Yin and yang. Proton and electron. What are we talking about here? Nothing less than the very tension that binds the universe. You see, when we look at marriage, people, we're are looking at creation itself. "I am the sky," says the Hindu bridegroom to the bride. "You are the earth. We are sky and earth united.... You are my husband. You are my wife. My feet shall run because of you. My feet shall dance because of you. My heart shall beat because of you. My eyes see because of you. My mind thinks because of you and I shall love because of you." [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Men are confused. They're conflicted. They want a woman who's their intellectual equal, but they're afraid of women like that. They want a woman they can dominate, but then they hate her for being weak. It's an ambivalence that goes back to a man's relationship with his mother. Source of his life, center of his universe, object of both his fear and his love. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Well, you're either lovers or you're wanting to be lovers or you're trying not to be lovers so you can be friends, but any way you look at it, sex is always looming in the picture like a shadow, like an undertow. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:What are man and woman if not members of two very different and warring tribes? Yet decade after decade, century after century, they attempt in marriage to reconcile and forge a union. Why? I don't know. Biological imperative? Divine law? Or just a desire to connect to that mysterious other? In any case, it's always struck me as a hopeful thing. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Sometimes the mind, for reasons we don't necessarily understand, just decides to go to the store for a quart of milk. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:Well, you're either lovers or you're wanting to be lovers or you're trying not to be lovers so you can be friends, but any way you look at it, sex is always looming in the picture like a shadow, like an undertow. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider]

Quote:The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. [Hasidic Saying]

Quote:The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. [Carl Jung]

Quote:The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. [Carl Jung]

Quote:The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. [Carl Jung]

Quote:Genius is one per cent inspiration, ninety-nine per cent perspiration. [Thomas A. Edison]

Quote:Believe in yourself! Have faith in your abilities! Without a humble but reasonable confidence in your own powers you cannot be successful or happy [Norman Vincent Peale]

Quote:I have seen men fly bombers with their faces half- blown away. You're going to allow a few algebra formulas to ground you? [Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess]

Quote:To listen closely and reply well is the highest perfection we are able to attain in the art of conversation. [Francois de La Rochefoucauld]

Quote:Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? [Francois de La Rochefoucauld]

Quote:The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession. [Mark Twain]

Quote:If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. [Tryon Edwards]

Quote:The ancient Greek definition of happiness was the full use of your powers along lines of excellence. [John F. Kennedy]

Quote:Engineering is not merely knowing and being knowledgeable, like a walking encyclopedia; engineering is not merely analysis; engineering is not merely the possession of the capacity to get elegant solutions to non-existent engineering problems; engineering is practicing the art of the organized forcing of technological change... Engineers operate at the interface between science and society... [Herbert Hoover]

Quote:Much learning does not teach understanding. [Heraclitus]

Quote:Nature is wont to hide herself. [Heraclitus]

Quote:Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. [Al Franken]

Quote:Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts. [Cicero]

Quote:Friendship make prosperity more shining and lessens adversity by dividing and sharing it. [Cicero]

Quote:We do not destroy religion by destroying superstition. [Cicero]

Quote:We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. [George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:We don't bother much about dress and manners in England, because as a nation we don't dress well and we've no manners. [George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body. [George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man. [George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man. [George Bernard Shaw]

Quote:How simple a thing it seems to me that to know ourselves as we are, we must know our mothers' names. [Alice Walker]

Quote:Art is the desire of a man to express himself, to record the reactions of his personality to the world he lives in. [Andre Gide]

Quote:When they come downstairs from their Ivory Towers, Idealists are very apt to walk straight into the gutter. [Logan Pearsall Smith]

Quote:What worries you masters you. [Jewish Proverb]

Quote:Teachers open the door. You enter by yourself. [Chinese Proverb]

Quote:Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone - but not the complete structure. It is much too pliable, too yielding. [Bette Davis]

Quote:My passions were all gathered together like fingers that made a fist. Drive is considered aggression today; I knew it then as purpose. [Bette Davis]

Quote:It is by universal misunderstanding that all agree. For if, by ill luck, people understood each other, they would never agree. [Charles Baudelaire]

Quote:A man's homeland is wherever he prospers. [Aristophanes]

Quote:Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. [Jules Renard]

Quote:Judge thyself with the judgment of sincerity, and thou will judge others with the judgment of charity. [Jules Renard]

Quote:Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. [Colette]

Quote:Total absence of humor renders life impossible. [Colette]

Quote:Total absence of humor renders life impossible. [Colette]

Quote:Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds. [Franklin D. Roosevelt]

Quote:The path to our destination is not always a straight one. We go down the wrong road, we get lost, we turn back. Maybe it doesn't matter which road we embark on. Maybe what matters is that we embark. [Barbara Hall]

Quote:They say that blood is thicker than water. Maybe that's why we battle our own with more energy and gusto than we would ever expend on strangers. [David Assael]

Quote:Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny. [Carl Schurz]

Quote:An expert is a person who avoids small error as he sweeps on to the grand fallacy. [Niels Bohr]

Quote:Immortality. I notice that as soon as writers broach this question they begin to quote. I hate quotation. Tell me what you know. [Ralph Waldo Emerson]

Quote:Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. [Isaac Asimov]

Quote:Our envy of others devours us most of all. [Alexander Solzhenitsyn]

Quote:When the gods wish to punish us, they answer our prayers. [Oscar Wilde]

Quote:Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live, it is asking others to live as one wishes to live. [Oscar Wilde]

Quote:I never saw an ugly thing in my life: for let the form of an object be what it may - light, shade, and perspective will always make it beautiful. [Marcus Aurelius Antoninus]

Quote:Perseverance is more prevailing than violence; and many things which cannot be overcome when they are together, yield themselves up when taken little by little. [Plutarch]

Quote:Wisdom is what's left after we've run out of personal opinions. [Cullen Hightower]

Quote:I have suffered a great deal from writers who have quoted this or that sentence of mine either out of its context or in juxtaposition to some incongruous matter which quite distorted my meaning , or destroyed it altogether. [Alfred North Whitehead]

Quote:Unless man is committed to the belief that all mankind are his brothers, then he labors in vain and hypocritically in the vineyards of equality. [Adam Clayton Powell Jr.]

Quote:The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. [Calvin Trillin]

Quote:The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. [Calvin Trillin]

Quote:I don't think of the past. The only thing that matters is the everlasting present. [W. Somerset Maugham]

Quote:All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. [George Orwell]

Quote:The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved. [Confucius]

Quote:When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it. [Bruce Barton]

Quote:Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms. [Alan Corenk]

Quote:Preach not to others what they should eat, but eat as becomes you, and be silent. [Epictetus]

Quote:Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine. [Sir Arthur Eddington]

Quote:Technology is dominated by two types of people: those who understand what they do not manage, and those who manage what they do not understand. [R. Buckminster Fuller]

Quote:Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. [Albert Einstein]

Quote:Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature.... Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. [Helen Keller]

Quote:A superstition is a premature explanation that overstays its time. [Helen Keller]

Quote:If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us. [Hermann Hesse]

Quote:Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything. [Clifton Fadiman]

Quote:Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. [Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:Let me not be understood as saying that there are no bad laws, nor that grievances may not arise for the redress of which no legal provisions have been made. I mean to say no such thing. But I do mean to say that although bad laws, if they exist, should be repealed as soon as possible, still, while they continue in force, for the sake of example they should be religiously observed. [Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far better to conceive of power as consisting in part of the knowledge of when not to use all the power you have. Far better to be one who knows that if you reserve the power not to use all your power, you will lead others far more successfully and well. [Abraham Lincoln]

Quote:I think of a hero as someone who understands the degree of responsibility that comes with his freedom. [Bob Dylan]

Quote:You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older. [Aristotle]

Quote:If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost. [Aristotle]

Quote:If liberty and equality, as is thought by some are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in the government to the utmost. [Aristotle]

Quote:I have gained this by philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. [Aristotle]

Quote:The best and safest thing is to keep a balance in your life, acknowledge the great powers around us and in us. If you can do that, and live that way, you are really a wise man. [Euripides]

Quote:What is important is to keep learning, to enjoy challenge, and to tolerate ambiguity. In the end there are no certain answers. [Theodore Roosevelt]

Quote:Perhaps the feelings that we experience when we are in love represent a normal state. Being in love shows a person who he should be. [Anton Chekhov]

Quote:Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. As you simplify your life, the laws of the universe will be simpler. [Henry David Thoreau]

Quote:A man thinks that by mouthing hard words he understands hard things. [Herman Melville]

Quote:An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous. [Henry Ford]

Quote:The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of of others. [Dag Hammarskjold]

Quote:People everywhere confuse what they read in newspapers with news. [A. J. Liebling]

Quote:Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses. [Charles Kingsley]

Quote:Do not judge men by mere appearances; for the light laughter that bubbles on the lip often mantles over the depths of sadness, and the serious look may be the sober veil that covers a divine peace and joy. [Ecclesiastes]

Quote:That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life, but in a new way. [Doris Lessing]

Quote:Charm is the quality in others that makes us more satisfied with ourselves. [Henri-Frdric Amiel]

Quote:Mortal lovers must not try to remain at the first step; for lasting passion is the dream of a harlot and from it we wake in despair. [C. S. Lewis]

Quote:A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. [H. L. Mencken]

Quote:There art two cardinal sins from which all others spring: Impatience and Laziness. [Franz Kafka]

Quote:In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them. [Johann von Neumann]

Quote:No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. [Fran Lebowitz]

Quote:All progress is based upon a universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income. [Samuel Butler]

Quote:The worst tragedy for a poet is to be admired through being misunderstood. [Jean Cocteau]

Quote:Americans are overreachers; overreaching is the most admirable of the many American excesses. [George F. Will]

Quote:Writers should be read, but neither seen nor heard. [Edward Bulwer-Lytton]

Quote:All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them. [Galileo Galilei]

Quote:A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. [Anatole France]

Quote:I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time. [Margaret Cho]

Quote:All charming people have something to conceal, usually their total dependence on the appreciation of others. [Cyril Connolly]

Quote:Technology is a way of organizing the universe so that man doesn't have to experience it. [Max Frisch]

Quote:We hate some persons because we do not know them; and we will not know them because we hate them. [Charles Caleb Colton]

Quote:If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee -- that will do them in. [Doug Larson]

Quote:Editor: a person employed by a newspaper, whose business it is to separate the wheat from the chaff, and to see that the chaff is printed. [Elbert Hubbard]

Quote:My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. [Benjamin Disraeli]

Quote:Cleanliness and order are not matters of instinct; they are matters of education, and like most great things, you must cultivate a taste for them. [Benjamin Disraeli]

Quote:And so faith is closing your eyes and following the breath of your soul down to the bottom of life, where existence and nonexistence have merged into irrelevance. All that matters is the little part you play in the vast drama. [Real Live Preacher]

Quote:God, I don?t have great faith, but I can be faithful. My belief in you may be seasonal, but my faithfulness will not. I will follow in the way of Christ. I will act as though my life and the lives of others matter. I will love. I have no greater gift to offer than my life. Take it. [Real Live Preacher]

Quote:The universe seems wondrous to me, with or without God. It has powerful lines and uncompromising ways. Patience and time sit like sages on the planets, strong and impersonal. There is a stark beauty to all of this. [Real Live Preacher]

Quote:Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers. Pray for powers equal to your tasks. Then the doing of your work shall be no miracle, but you shall be the miracle. [Real Live Preacher]

Quote:But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. [Carl Sagan]

Quote:Fear is the main source of superstition, and one of the main sources of cruelty. To conquer fear is the beginning of wisdom. [Bertrand Russell]

Quote:If there were in the world today any large number of people who desired their own happiness more than they desired the unhappiness of others, we could have paradise in a few years. [Bertrand Russell]

Quote:Men fear thought as they fear nothing else on earth -- more than ruin -- more even than death.... Thought is subversive and revolutionary, destructive and terrible, thought is merciless to privilege, established institutions, and comfortable habit. Thought looks into the pit of hell and is not afraid. Thought is great and swift and free, the light of the world, and the chief glory of man. [Bertrand Russell]

Quote:Faith must have adequate evidence, else it is mere superstition. [Bertrand Russell]

Quote:When one admits that nothing is certain one must, I think, also admit that some things are much more nearly certain than others. [Bertrand Russell]

Quote:I have learnt silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers. [Kahlil Gibran]

Quote:No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person. [Willa Cather]

Quote:There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers. [Richard Feynman]

Quote:Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his messengers. [Brenda Ueland]

Quote:Forgive many things in others; nothing in yourself. [Ausonius]

Quote:Always remember others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. [Richard M. Nixon]

Quote:Courage is fear that has said its prayers. [Dr. David M. Burns]

Quote:Remember that fear always lurks behind perfectionism. Confronting your fears and allowing yourself the right to be human can, paradoxically, make you a far happier and more productive person. [Dr. David M. Burns]

Quote:Do not weep; do not wax indignant. Understand. [Baruch Spinoza]

Quote:I can't criticize what I don't understand. If you want to call this art, you've got the benefit of all my doubts. [Charles Rosin]

Quote:There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand. [Charles Rosin]

Quote:You must give some time to your fellow men. Even if it's a little thing, do something for others - something for which you get no pay but the privilege of doing it. [Albert Schweitzer]

Quote:The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of it. [Albert Schweitzer]

Quote:Complaining is good for you as long as you're not complaining to the person you're complaining about. [Lynn Johnston]

Quote:The visionary lies to himself, the liar only to others. [Friedrich Nietzsche]

Quote:Salvador Dali seduced many ladies, particularly American ladies, but these seductions usually consisted of stripping them naked in his apartment, frying a couple of eggs, putting them on the woman's shoulders and, without a word, showing them the door. [Luis Bunuel]

Quote:Computers are useless. They can only give you answers. [Pablo Picasso]

Quote:Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves they have a better idea. [John Ciardi]

Quote:Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. [Douglas Adams]

Quote:What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others. [Diogenes]

Quote:Real ale fans are just like train-spotters, only drunk. [Christopher Howse]

Quote:I'm not really a heavy smoker any more. I only get through two lighters a day now. [Bill Hicks]

Quote:If a man is a fool, you don't train him out of being a fool by sending him to university. You merely turn him into a trained fool, ten times more dangerous. [Desmond Bagley]

Quote:Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children. [Dan Quayle]

Quote:Dublin university contains the cream of Ireland: Rich and thick. [Samuel Beckett]

Quote:What's on your mind, if you'll forgive the overstatement? [Fred Allen]

Quote:Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered other similarities between the two but can't remember what they are. [Matt Lauer (on NBC's Today Show)]

Quote:I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick, not wounded, dead. [Woody Allen]

Quote:Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen. [Woody Allen]

Quote:Martin's acting is so inept that even his impersonation of a lush seems unconvincing. [Harry Medved on Dean Martin]

Quote:Wagner has lovely moments but awful quarters of an hour. [Gioacchino Rossini]

Quote:Traditionally most of Australia's imports come from overseas. [Keppel Enderbery]

Quote:Wales is the land of my fathers. And my fathers can have it. [Dylan Thomas]

Quote:The curtain rises on a vast primitive wasteland, not unlike certain parts of New jersey. [Woody Allen]

Quote:The Middle Eastern states aren't nations, they're quarrels with borders. [PJ O'Rouke]

Quote:If there is no Hell, a good many preachers are obtaining money under false pretences. [William Sunday]

Quote:I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. [Groucho Marx]

Quote:Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. [Douglas Adams]

Quote:She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech. [George Barnard Shaw]

Quote:Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. [Douglas Adams]

Quote:Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire PR officers. [Daniel J. Boorstin]

Quote:Only one man ever understood me, and he didn't understand me. [G.W. Hegel]

Quote:I never read the life of any important person without discovering that he knew more and could do more than I could ever hope to know or do in half a dozen lifetimes. [JB Priestley]

Quote:Beware of the man who denounces women writers; his penis in tiny and he cannot spell. [Erica Jong]

Quote:I have been commissioned to write an autobiography and I would be grateful to any of your readers who could tell me what I was doing between 1960 and 1974. [Jeffrey Bernard]

Quote:Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God; they pass all understanding. [James I]

Quote:Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the others. [Cicero]

Quote:Whatever that be which thinks, understands, wills, and acts. it is something celestial and divine. [Cicero]



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