Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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| Quote:I went into a restaurant and the sign said 'Breakfast anytime,[Steven Wright] Quote:If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.[Mario Andretti] Quote:Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a weak opponent, such as my younger brothers or the dog - to get myself checkmated in under three minutes. I challenge any computer to do it faster.[Dave Barry] Quote:The function of RAM is to give us guys a way of deciding whose computer has the biggest, studliest, most tumescent MEMORY. This is important, because with today's complex software, the more memory a computer has, the faster it can produce error messages. So the bottom line is, if you're a guy, you cannot have enough RAM.[Dave Barry] Quote:People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.[Christopher Morley] Quote:Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.[Dave Barry] Quote:He that lives upon hope will die fasting.[Benjamin Franklin] Quote:Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.[Woody Allen] Quote:It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.[Woody Allen] Quote:God's colors all are fast.[John Greenleaf Whittier] Quote:I'm so fast that, last night, I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.[Muhammad Ali] Quote:Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?[George Carlin] Quote:You teach me baseball and I'll teach you relativity...no we must not. You will learn about relativity faster than I learn baseball.[Albert Einstein] Quote:Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which obeys its own set of laws.[Douglas Adams] Quote:The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.[Elbert Hubbard] Quote:It is fast approaching the point where I don't want to elect anyone stupid enough to want the job.[Erna Bombeck] Quote:A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it. [Anne Morrow Lindbergh] Quote:Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. [Jane Austen] Quote:Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. [Adelle Davis] Quote:History is powerful stuff. One day your world is fine. The next day it's knocked for a metaphysical loop. Was Napoleon really at Waterloo? Would that change what I had for breakfast? [Henry Bromel] Quote:Every winter, When the great sun has turned his face away, The earth goes down into a vale of grief, And fasts, and weeps, and shrouds herself in sables, Leaving her wedding-garlands to decay-- Then leaps in spring to his returning kisses. [Charles Kingsley] Quote:I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol. [Steven Wright] Quote:What would I do if I had only six months left to live? I'd type faster. [Isaac Assimov] Definitions of: fastDefinition: To abstain from food; to omit to take nourishment in whole or in part; to go hungry.Definition: To practice abstinence as a religious exercise or duty; to abstain from food voluntarily for a time, for the mortification of the body or appetites, or as a token of grief, or humiliation and penitence. Definition: Firmly fixed; closely adhering; made firm; not loose, unstable, or easily moved; immovable; as, to make fast the door. Definition: Firm against attack; fortified by nature or art; impregnable; strong. Definition: Firm in adherence; steadfast; not easily separated or alienated; faithful; as, a fast friend. Definition: Permanent; not liable to fade by exposure to air or by washing; durable; lasting; as, fast colors. Definition: Tenacious; retentive. Definition: Not easily disturbed or broken; deep; sound. Definition: Moving rapidly; quick in mition; rapid; swift; as, a fast horse. Definition: Given to pleasure seeking; disregardful of restraint; reckless; wild; dissipated; dissolute; as, a fast man; a fast liver. Definition: In such a condition, as to resilience, etc., as to make possible unusual rapidity of play or action; as, a fast racket, or tennis court; a fast track; a fast billiard table, etc. Definition: That which fastens or holds; especially, (Naut.) a mooring rope, hawser, or chain; -- called, according to its position, a bow, head, quarter, breast, or stern fast; also, a post on a pier around which hawsers are passed in mooring. |
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