Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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| Quote:I have not felt remotely cool for a long time, thanks largely to the relentless efforts of my teenage son, whose goal in life is to make me feel 3,500 years old. We'll be in the car, and he'll say, 'You wanna hear my new CD?' And I, flattered that he thinks his old man might like the same music he does, will say 'Sure!' So he increases the sound-system volume setting from '4' to 'Meteor Impact,' and he puts in a CD by a band with a name like 'Pustule,' and the next thing I know gigantic nuclear bass notes have blown out all the car windows and activated both the driver- and passenger-side air bags, and I'm writhing on the floor, screaming for mercy with jets of blood spurting three feet from my ears. My son then ejects the CD, smiling contentedly, knowing he as purchased a winner. On those extremely rare occasions when I like one of his CDs, I imagine he destroys it with a blowtorch.[Dave Barry] Quote:Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.[Fran Lebowitz] Quote:The appropriate age for marriage is around eighteen for girls and thirty-seven for men.[Aristotle] Quote:Old age is fifteen years older than I am.[Oliver Wendell Holmes] Quote:That woman speaks eighteen languages and she can't say 'no' in any one of them.[Dorothy Parker] Quote:Love means having to say you're sorry every fifteen minutes.[John Lennon] Quote:Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.[Albert Einstein] Quote:When you work seven days a week, fourteen hours a day, you get lucky.[Armand Hammer] Quote:Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery. [Charles Dickens] Quote:Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. [Albert Einstein] Quote:Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen. [Albert Einstein] Quote:In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. [Andy Warhol] Definitions of: teenDefinition: Grief; sorrow; affiction; pain.Definition: To hedge or fence in; to inclose. |
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