Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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Quote:I probably should never have been there anyway, and it served me right when the two alert police officers fired up their siren, pulled me over, and pointed out that my car's registration had expired. I had not realized this, and as you can imagine I felt like quite the renegade outlaw as one of the officers painstakingly wrote out my ticket, standing well to the side of the road so as to avoid getting hit by the steady stream of passing unlicensed and uninsured motorists driving their stolen cars with their left hands so that their right hands would be free to keep their pit bulls from spilling their cocaine all over their machine guns. Not that I am bitter.[Dave Barry]Definitions of: ticketDefinition: A small piece of paper, cardboard, or the like, serving as a notice, certificate, or distinguishing token of something.Definition: A little note or notice. Definition: A tradesman's bill or account. Definition: A certificate or token of right of admission to a place of assembly, or of passage in a public conveyance; as, a theater ticket; a railroad or steamboat ticket. Definition: A label to show the character or price of goods. Definition: A certificate or token of a share in a lottery or other scheme for distributing money, goods, or the like. Definition: A printed list of candidates to be voted for at an election; a set of nominations by one party for election; a ballot. |
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