Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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| Quote:A University of Chicago professor said the greatest day in the world was when a water puppy crawled out on land and decided to stay. The water puppy, he said, went on to become a man. If he proves that, I am willing to give up Christmas, Thanksgiving, and New Year's Day, and to celebrate Water Puppy Day.[William Jennings Bryan] Quote:If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.[Jack Handey] Quote:Life's dirty. Life's unclean you know. It's birth, it's sex, it's the intestinal tract. One big squishy, unsanitary mess. It never gets any cleaner either. You know, dust to dust, worms crawl in, worms crawl out, right? Even though we know that, we still walk the walk, we still live the life. We're like a bunch of little kids. Little kids, you know, we jump in this big old pond of mud and we're slapping it all over our face, rubbing our hair all down our backs and we're making these glorious, gooey, mud pies. That's us. [Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider] Quote:'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. [Dave Barry] Definitions of: crawlDefinition: To move slowly by drawing the body along the ground, as a worm; to move slowly on hands and knees; to creep.Definition: to move or advance in a feeble, slow, or timorous manner. Definition: To advance slowly and furtively; to insinuate one's self; to advance or gain influence by servile or obsequious conduct. Definition: To have a sensation as of insect creeping over the body; as, the flesh crawls. See Creep, v. i., 7. Definition: A pen or inclosure of stakes and hurdles on the seacoast, for holding fish. |
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