Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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Quote:I assume you are on the Internet. If you are not, then pardon my French, but vous ehzeh un big loser. Today EVERYBODY is on the Internet, including the primitive Mud People of the Amazon rain forest. In the old days, when the Mud People needed food, they had to manually throw spears at wild boars; whereas today they simply get on the Internet, go to www.spear-a-boar.com and click their mouse a few times (the Mud People use actual mice). Within three business days, a large box is delivered to them by a UPS driver, whom they eat.[Dave Barry]Definitions of: deliverDefinition: To set free from restraint; to set at liberty; to release; to liberate, as from control; to give up; to free; to save; to rescue from evil actual or feared; -- often with from or out of; as, to deliver one from captivity, or from fear of death.Definition: To give or transfer; to yield possession or control of; to part with (to); to make over; to commit; to surrender; to resign; -- often with up or over, to or into. Definition: To make over to the knowledge of another; to communicate; to utter; to speak; to impart. Definition: To give forth in action or exercise; to discharge; as, to deliver a blow; to deliver a broadside, or a ball. Definition: To free from, or disburden of, young; to relieve of a child in childbirth; to bring forth; -- often with of. Definition: To discover; to show. Definition: To deliberate. Definition: To admit; to allow to pass. |
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