Glossary of Inspirational Quotes that Rekindle the Soul
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| Quote:I assume you are on the Internet. If you are not, then pardon my French, but vous ehzeh un big loser. Today EVERYBODY is on the Internet, including the primitive Mud People of the Amazon rain forest. In the old days, when the Mud People needed food, they had to manually throw spears at wild boars; whereas today they simply get on the Internet, go to www.spear-a-boar.com and click their mouse a few times (the Mud People use actual mice). Within three business days, a large box is delivered to them by a UPS driver, whom they eat.[Dave Barry] Quote:I have not felt remotely cool for a long time, thanks largely to the relentless efforts of my teenage son, whose goal in life is to make me feel 3,500 years old. We'll be in the car, and he'll say, 'You wanna hear my new CD?' And I, flattered that he thinks his old man might like the same music he does, will say 'Sure!' So he increases the sound-system volume setting from '4' to 'Meteor Impact,' and he puts in a CD by a band with a name like 'Pustule,' and the next thing I know gigantic nuclear bass notes have blown out all the car windows and activated both the driver- and passenger-side air bags, and I'm writhing on the floor, screaming for mercy with jets of blood spurting three feet from my ears. My son then ejects the CD, smiling contentedly, knowing he as purchased a winner. On those extremely rare occasions when I like one of his CDs, I imagine he destroys it with a blowtorch.[Dave Barry] Quote:Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions -- everyone but a school bus driver.[Laurence Peter] Quote:Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in one ahead.[Author Unknown] Definitions of: driverDefinition: One who, or that which, drives; the person or thing that urges or compels anything else to move onward.Definition: The person who drives beasts or a carriage; a coachman; a charioteer, etc.; hence, also, one who controls the movements of a any vehicle. Definition: An overseer of a gang of slaves or gang of convicts at their work. Definition: A part that transmits motion to another part by contact with it, or through an intermediate relatively movable part, as a gear which drives another, or a lever which moves another through a link, etc. Specifically: Definition: The driving wheel of a locomotive. Definition: An attachment to a lathe, spindle, or face plate to turn a carrier. Definition: A crossbar on a grinding mill spindle to drive the upper stone. Definition: The after sail in a ship or bark, being a fore-and-aft sail attached to a gaff; a spanker. Definition: An implement used for driving; Definition: A mallet. Definition: A tamping iron. Definition: A cooper's hammer for driving on barrel hoops. Definition: A wooden-headed golf club with a long shaft, for playing the longest strokes. |
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